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Shout at southerners
Get some gin
Argue with a lemur
Punch some broccoli
Weave asparagus
Go spelunking with celery
Taunt a gopher
Tickle a nun
Write emails in haiku
Hug a bollard
Investigate the pretence
Smuggle fine china
Build a wall of cheese
Roll down a hill in a bin
Bootleg designer underpants
Genetically engineer a fish
Dance a jig for charity
Swivel on a swing
Reverse the polarity
Cross the streams
Don't be afraid of ghosts
Say
boo
to a goose
Post suggestions
Play some Jazz-fusion
Lick knees
Squeeze into a crevice
Rotate madly
Invert horizons
Polarise opinion
Survey an ocelot
Forclose on onions
Opine to a greengrocer
Suffer from scurvy
Piledrive a jersy cow
Enjoy ham
Wear four hats
Propagate half-truths
Leak documents
Form a committee of phesants
Tie-dye a beaver
Collect dreams
Moonstomp with waxworks
Organise the resistance
Go to war with words
Jiggle the cord
Elbow a fridge
Annoy your friends
Prod a sponge
Post 50 comments
Flirt with a herring
Waltz with a turtle
Waste time with social networking
Poke a Spammer
Spam a Poker
Wiretap a tap
Scan for hostiles
Surprise a ghurka
Throw a waffle at a badger
Peel potatoes with frisps
Hoist the mizzenmast
Burn the sea
Emulate stand-up comics
Griddle a gazelle
Invent one-player tennis
Make yourself into a handpuppet
Refresh the page
Polish a turd
Rock down to an electric avenue
Spin the salad crisper
Magnetise cutlery
Trap a Trapper
Verb a noun
Consumate with a clown
Twirl the javelin
Accept a challenge
Win at Bingo
Assemble a microlite
Nebulise a dwarf
Hunt for bargins
Learn to spell "bargains"
Accept defeat gracefully
Kick someone in the nether-regions
Fill up an inbox
Ignore the warning signs
Seal an envelope
Give yourself a nickname
Power a turbine
Spontaneously combust
Build a rocket
Corrupt the youth of today
Legalise weed
Go swimming with a monkey
Tally unripe bannanas
Shout at a passerby
Twirl a moustache
Explore the loopholes
Legislate against ducks
Fight with osmosis
Get paid by the hour
Narrate your daily life
Publish libelous articles
Read aloud in a funny voice
Go to sleep with your eyes open
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